Outer SnarknessOuter Snarkness
The First Fifty

Fifty seats. Ever.

the Founding Members of Outer Snarkness get a year of the club, a personal video from Kirsten, a real vote on what we make, and their name in the paper. When the fifty seats fill, founding closes forever.

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Claim your seat: $429/year
That's 12 monthly boxes for the price of 11, plus everything below.
The story

leaving cost you a lot. The certainty. The casseroles. The built-in Tuesday people. Nobody warns you that the hardest part isn't the doctrine, it's the empty calendar.

so we're building the thing we all actually needed: a place. A funny newspaper. A box on your porch every month. Events where you can say the quiet part in a room full of people who get it. And fifty founders steering the whole thing with us.

Not a congregation. A club. The kind you chose.

What founding members get
1A year of the club
twelve monthly boxes, with the twelfth month free.
2The Snarky Shoutout
a personal video from Kirsten with your name and custom snark, in week one.
3The Founders Call
fifteen minutes with Kirsten; your answers steer what OSN becomes.
4The Founders' Vote
monthly. The reveal prints chosen by The First Fifty.
5Your seat number
a numbered card in box one. Founding Member #7 of 50 is a fact about you forever.
6Your name in the masthead
the Gazette's colophon lists The First Fifty.
7First crack at everything
twenty-four hours early on drops, events, and the documentary.
8Your price, locked for life
as long as you renew, your rate never moves.
The honest math

the boxes alone retail at $348. The shoutout, the call, the vote, the seat, the masthead, the lock: those aren't for sale separately at any price. $429, once a year, fifty people, done.

Questions, answered
How do I cancel?
one click, any time, no phone maze, no guilt trip. We left the guilt business.
Mug or coffee?
yes. Choose your monthly item at signup; change it whenever.
What happens after seat 50?
founding closes. Regular membership stays open at monthly prices, but the founders' perks never come back.
Is my seat permanent?
as long as you renew, your number, your rate, and your masthead line are yours. Lapse and rejoin later, you're a regular member. The seat retires with you.

Fifty seats. Ever.

Seats remaining: 50
Claim your seat: $429/year