Something funny and real, delivered

The Outer Snarkness Club

Something funny and real, on your porch, every month.

The Mug Club
$29/ month

One exclusive mug a month from the Outer Snarkness vault. Designs members pick, believers wouldn't understand, and your coworkers will absolutely ask about. Cancel anytime with one click.

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The Bundle
$49/ month

The mug and the beans. Two deliveries a month, one very satisfying porch. It's the full sacrament of Sunday morning coffee, minus the meeting afterward.

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The Coffee Club
$26/ month

A fresh-roasted bag of our label every month. Because you're allowed now, and it should be good. Whole bean or ground. Cancel anytime.

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Every membership includes

The Afterlife: the members-only paper, the monthly vote, first access to drops and events, and the room where everybody gets it.