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Established 2021Monday, October 26, 202638 stories inside12 correspondents

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Our Son Came Home From His Mormon Mission... then We Left the Church

What happens when your son is serving a Mormon mission, but you're secretly questioning everything you've ever believed? 😳 In Part 2 of my interview with Jessica Frankel, we're diving into her journey of leaving the Mormon Church,...

By Apostate Articles · Saturday, October 24, 2026 · 1.4K views

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From German Mormon Girl to One WILD American Adventure! | Jessica Frenkel PART 1

PART 1 What happens when a Mormon girl from Germany moves to America and discovers that American Mormons are a whole different breed?...

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