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A real account, a look around, the public paper, a seat in the hallway. No card on the free path. No trial that flips into a charge. Move up whenever you want.

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Come in free
Freeno card, ever

walk the hallway. Read the paper, watch the room, see what this is.

  • ✓The public paper and members-news teasers
  • ✓Pinned threads, read-only
  • ✓See the vote results and the event calendar
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Room Membership
$15per month, digital

the full room, no box. Post, vote, and belong.

  • ✓The full forum: post, reply, start threads
  • ✓A ballot in the monthly vote
  • ✓Every members-only news post in full
  • ✓The confessional and the library (as they open)
Box of the Month
$26–$49per month, box + digital

everything digital, plus a box on your porch each month.

  • ✓Everything in the Room membership
  • ✓A physical box each cycle, tracked here
  • ✓Pick your box: mug + coffee ($49), mug only ($29), or coffee only ($26)
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The First Fifty
$429per year · 50 seats

the fifty who built the room. Everything, plus the founders layer.

  • ✓Everything in the Box of the Month
  • ✓A permanent founder's badge and a share code
  • ✓A public ledger line for the members you seat
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