Free shipping when you finally treat yourself.
Happily ever after, eventually.
Merch and mild existential relief for people who left the fairytale and kept the receipts.
Real talk, not testimony
Made to order, like your boundaries
A portion of every sale funds the mission
The drop
Featured event · A Virtual Paint & Sip
Ex-Mormon Snarky Paint Night
Pour your drink of choice, cue the neon, and paint something gloriously imperfect with your people. No testimony, no talent required.
- Sat July 25 · 3–6 PM PST
- Online · open to everyone
Real talk, not testimony.
We make stuff for the part of you that left the script and is figuring out the rest in real time. Funny, honest, and made to order, and a portion of every sale funds the mission. No guilt trip, no group chat you cannot leave.
read the mission →kept the receipts
Buy me a whiskey.
It keeps the lights on and the snark flowing. Tip jar, no strings, no salvation required.