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The exact snark from tonight's live show. Buying one will not get you a temple recommend. That's the point.

as seen live!
Skeleton hands Women’s crop — Black / XS$30
Skeleton hands Women’s crop

Cup of Coffee temple recommend — Pink / 15 oz$16
Cup of Coffee temple recommend

Boo You Kori-hor! Mug — Pink / 15 oz$16
Boo You Kori-hor! Mug

Outerdarkness Coven Mug — Black / 15 oz$16
Outerdarkness Coven Mug

The signature piece

CTR to WTF Flat Bill Cap

Chose the right… then chose yourself. The cap that says the quiet part out loud, for people who left the fairytale and kept the receipts.

Get the cap for $38Shop the drop
CTR to WTF Flat Bill Cap — Black / One size$38
Real talk, not testimony
Made to order, like your boundaries
A portion of every sale funds the mission
1,297
miles
The Trek to Deconstruction
Nauvoo to Salt Lake, on your own two feet. See how it works.
New drop

Snark-o-ween

Spooky season for people who already survived the scariest thing in the ward. Ghosts, witches, and pumpkin spice, all with receipts.

18 pieces!
Skeleton hands Women’s crop — Black / XS$30
Skeleton hands Women’s crop

Outerdarkness Coven tshirt — Yam / S$30
Outerdarkness Coven tshirt

Outerdarkness Coven Hoodie — Black / XS$55
Outerdarkness Coven Hoodie

Snapback Hat — Black / One size$38
Outerdarkness Coven Snapback Hat

Outerdarkness Coven Mug — Black / 15 oz$16
Outerdarkness Coven Mug

Boo You Kori-hor! Mug — Pink / 15 oz$16
Boo You Kori-hor! Mug

Witch Better Have My Tithing tshirt — Black / S$30
Witch Better Have My Tithing tshirt

Scary Purity Culture tshirt — Terracotta / S$30
Scary Purity Culture tshirt

Scary Purity Culture Women's Crop Top — Natural / XS$30
Scary Purity Culture Women's Crop Top

Scary Purity culture Women’s cropped hoodie — Black / S$48
Scary Purity culture Women’s cropped hoodie

I Baptized Dead People ringer tshirt — Natural / Black / S$30
I Baptized Dead People ringer tshirt

I Baptized Dead People hat — Dark Grey / One size$38
I Baptized Dead People hat

PSL is Better than Salvation Crewneck Sweatshirt — Black / S$40
PSL is Better than Salvation Crewneck Sweatshirt

PSL is Better than Salvation women’s vneck — Heather Mauve$30
PSL is Better than Salvation women’s vneck

PSL is Better than Salvation Hat — Stone / One size$35
PSL is Better than Salvation Hat

Seeking Further Light and Knowledge Tshirt — Black / S$30
Seeking Further Light and Knowledge Tshirt

Seeking Further Light and Knowledge Zip up Hoodie — Black / S$55
Seeking Further Light and Knowledge Zip up Hoodie

Seeking Further Light and Knowledge Hat — Natural / Black / One size$38
Seeking Further Light and Knowledge Hat

The drop

Not a Colt Mug with Color Inside — Dark Green / 11 oz$13
Not a Colt Mug with Color Inside

We’re Leaving Mormonism Apostate tshirt — Light Violet / S$30
We’re Leaving Mormonism Apostate tshirt

I Know the Handshakes Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt — Denim / S$30
I Know the Handshakes Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

Coffee By Proxy Mug — Red / 15 oz$16
Coffee By Proxy Mug

Cup of Coffee temple recommend — Pink / 15 oz$16
Cup of Coffee temple recommend

Virtual Paint N Sip
Featured event · Outer Snarkness presents

Virtual Paint N Sip

Pour your drink of choice, cue the neon, and paint something gloriously imperfect with your people. No testimony, no talent required.

  • Sun Sept 20 · 11 AM PDT
  • Online · open to everyone
Get tickets for $75

Real talk, not testimony.

We make stuff for the part of you that left the script and is figuring out the rest in real time. Funny, honest, and made to order, and a portion of every sale funds the mission. No guilt trip, no group chat you cannot leave.

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kept the receipts

The group chat you actually want.

Members get early drops, the back-room journal, and a discount that makes treating yourself a recurring habit.

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Buy me a whiskey.

It keeps the lights on and the snark flowing. Tip jar, no strings, no salvation required.

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