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The Mission.
Why this exists, and where a portion of every sale goes.
Happily ever after, eventually.
Outer Snarkness is for the part of you that left the fairytale and kept the receipts. We make merch and a little community for people figuring out the rest in real time, and a portion of every sale funds the mission. No guilt trip. No group chat you cannot leave.
the princess who cracked a beer
“You can leave the script and still want something to hang on the wall.”
Real talk
No testimony, no script. Just honest, funny, occasionally unhinged.
Made to order
Printed when you order it. Less waste, like your boundaries.
Every sale gives back
A portion of every sale funds the mission: the community and the work for people who left the script.