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Drop 05

Snark Staples

The gateway snark — broad one-liners and brand staples.

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Snark Staples
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Snarkian Sweatpants — Black / S

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Be the Snark Magnet — White / 3″×3″

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In this drop

Snarkian Sweatpants — Black / S$40
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Snarkian Sweatpants

Be the Snark Magnet — White / 3″×3″$4.50
stickers
Be the Snark Magnet

Criticism Black Glossy Mug — Black / 15 oz$13
drinkware
Criticism Black Glossy Mug

Grammar Matters Mug with Color Inside — Black / 15 oz$13
drinkware
Grammar Matters Mug with Color Inside

Be the Snark! Women’s micro rib raglan baby tee — White/Baby Blue / S$25
apparel
Be the Snark! Women’s micro rib raglan baby tee

Susan’s Husband Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt — Black / S$28
apparel
Susan’s Husband Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

Be the Snark Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt — Lagoon Blue / S$28
apparel
Be the Snark Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

Life’s Too Short! Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt — Black / S$28
apparel
Life’s Too Short! Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

4th of July Set of pin buttons — White / 2.25″$12
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4th of July Set of pin buttons

Snarkian Logo Hoodie — Black / S$48
apparel
Snarkian Logo Hoodie

Snarkian logo Foam trucker hat — Hot Pink/ White/ Hot Pink / One size$21
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Snarkian logo Foam trucker hat

Kept the Sparkle Magnet — White / 3″×3″$4.32
stickers
Kept the Sparkle Magnet

Be the Snark! Mug with Color Inside — Pink / 15 oz$16
drinkware
Be the Snark! Mug with Color Inside

Susan’s Husband Magnet — White / 3″×3″$4.50
stickers
Susan’s Husband Magnet

Holographic Snark Logo — Grey / 3″×3″$5
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Holographic Snark Logo

Other ways to cope

Ex-Mormon Inside Jokes

Deep-cut LDS-culture references — if you know, you know.

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Pride 🏳️‍🌈

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Feminist

Patriarchy-snark and woman-empowerment.

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Coffee & Cocktails

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