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Drop 05

Snark Staples

The gateway snark, broad one-liners and brand staples.

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Snark Staples

15 pieces!

Snarkian Sweatpants — White / S

Snarkian Sweatpants

Be the Snark Magnet — White / 3″×3″

Be the Snark Magnet

In this drop

Snarkian Sweatpants — White / S

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Snarkian Sweatpants

Be the Snark Magnet — White / 3″×3″

stickers

Be the Snark Magnet

Criticism Black Glossy Mug — Black / 15 oz

drinkware

Criticism Black Glossy Mug

Grammar Matters Mug with Color Inside — Black / 15 oz

drinkware

Grammar Matters Mug with Color Inside

Be the Snark! Women’s micro rib raglan baby tee — White/Baby Blue / S

apparel

Be the Snark! Women’s micro rib raglan baby tee

Susan’s Husband Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt — Black / S

apparel

Susan’s Husband Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

Life’s Too Short! Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt — Black / S

apparel

Life’s Too Short! Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

Be the Snark Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt — White / S

apparel

Be the Snark Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

4th of July Set of pin buttons — White / 2.25″

accessory

4th of July Set of pin buttons

apparel

Snarkian Logo Hoodie

accessory

Snarkian logo Foam trucker hat

Be the Snark! Mug with Color Inside — Pink / 15 oz

drinkware

Be the Snark! Mug with Color Inside

Kept the Sparkle Magnet — White / 3″×3″

stickers

Kept the Sparkle Magnet

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Holographic Snark Logo

Susan’s Husband Magnet — White / 3″×3″

stickers

Susan’s Husband Magnet

Other ways to cope

Ex-Mormon Inside Jokes

Deep-cut LDS-culture references, if you know, you know.

Pride 🏳️‍🌈

LGBTQ+ and proud.

Patriarchy-snark and woman-empowerment.

Coffee & Cocktails

For the drink lovers.